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From Thomas Rydder —->>>> To all you dads with daughters out there, some helpful methods to cope with their suitors.

Thomas Rydder

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement,
job history, lineage , and current medical report from your doctor.
NAME_____________________________________  DATE OF BIRTH_____________

HEIGHT___________  WEIGHT____________  IQ__________  GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________  DRIVERS LICENSE #________________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________

HOME ADDRESS_______________________  CITY/STATE___________  ZIP______

Do you have parents?                     ___Yes  ___No
Is one male and the other female?  ___Yes  ___No
If No, explain: _______________________________________________ ______ ________
      _____________________________________________________________________

Number of years they have been married ______________________________

If less than your age, explain
       ____________________________________________________________________

       ____________________________________________________________________

ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you own or have access to a van?              __Yes  __No

B. A truck with oversized tires?                             __Yes  __No

C. A waterbed?                                                      …

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